Quotes

Quotes

Dude, let's go get lit and jump off the roof of my house - Orange County

religion is the opium of the people - Karl Marx

Every creature on this earth dies alone - Donnie Darko

Holden was a thief and a disturbed young man and what happened was a sad thing. Perhaps we can learn a lesson from this tragedy like don't steal and don't be disturbed. - Store Manager in The Good Girl

It's okay. I wouldn't remember me either - Lester in American Beauty

We knew the girls were really women in disguise, that they understood love, and even death, and that our job was merely to create the noise that seemed to fascinate them. - The Virgin Suicides

Buffy Quotes -

Can you vague that up for me? - Buffy

I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away.-Xander

There are no dead students here. This week. - Snyder

What is your childhood trauma?! - Cordy

To read makes our speaking English good - Xander

Donnie - You are such a fuckass!

Elizabeth - Did you just call me a fuckass?! You can go suck a fuck!

Donnie - Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?

- Donnie Darko

(Contributed by Tegan/Philli):

philli-

" What's wrong with being an artist?!"

jenni-

"It's too lame."

That is what we do. That is what people do. They stay alive for each other - Clarrisa in The Hours

I always knew it would be like this - The Rules Of Attraction

I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to. - Donnie Darko

I'll tell you in another life, when we are both cats...

She is the saddest girl to ever to hold a martini....

Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around...

It's the little things...there's nothing bigger is there?.....

Open your eyes....

- Vanilla Sky

the presents just a pleasant interruption to the past - Something Corporate

If heaven is such a wonderful place then how come being crucified is such a big fucking sacrifice? - Igby (Igby Goes Down)

Whether or not a teenager decides to kill themselves is the biggest decision of their life. - Counselor in Heathers

Simpson's Quotes (For John) -

I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman! - Homer

Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all life's problems. - Homer

Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon. - Lisa

I am so smart! I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T! - Homer

What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway - Homer

If something's hard, then it's not worth doing - Homer

That guy impressed me and I am not easily impressed. Wow! A *blue car*! - Homer